“why don’t poor people just get a job?”
when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano
Thank god the entire Super Mario Brothers live action movie is on youtube.
Thank god we live in a time that we can access the Super Mario Brothers live action movie at any time we want.
The world is beautiful.
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
Rare Candy Treatment.